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A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?”
"Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"
Little Johnny tells his friend, "My grandpa died yesterday."
Friend asks, "Oh, how did that happen?"
Johnny, "He hit his thumb with a hammer."
Friend, "But you can't die of that!"
Johnny, "I know but he wouldn't stop screaming and cursing so we had to shoot him."
Doctor to a patient: "I have good and bad news for you. Which one would you like to hear first?"
"The good one please."
"I found the diagnosis of your illness; it means you have two days to live."
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