Pappu’s Attitude In Exams.

They give me questions which I don’t know.

So………………

I give them answers which they don’t know.

Why???

“Tit For Tat“

Teacher: Google is a girl or a boy..?

Student: Google is a Girl…..because it won’t let you complete

the whole sentence and start guessing, suggesting…..and

you ask only one question…..

but get hundreds of irrelevant answers in seconds….

Teacher: clever boy

Question: “How to kill an ant?Asked in an Exam for 10 Marks!!

Student: Mix Chilly Powder with Sugar,& keep It Outside the Ant’s Hole..! After eating, Ant will Search for some Water near a Water tank.Push ant into it.. =!! Now Ant will go to Dry itself Near Fire, When it Reaches fire, Put a Bomb into D fire..!! Then Admit Wounded Ant in ICU..!! And Then Remove Oxygen Mask from its Mouth and Kill the Ant.. !!

MORAL:

Don’t Play with Students.. !!

They can do anything for 15 Marks.

Girlfriend: setting the password for her laptop with

boyfriend sitting beside her…

                                                  She types “BRAIN” as a

password.

Boyfriend: Fell down of his chair , laughing

Because laptop replied:“TOO SMALL”.

Teacher: Tell the name of Any Microsoft Product?

Sam: MS Excel

John :MS Word

Matt :MS PowerPoint

Santa :After Thinking a lot

……..

“MS Dhoni”.

Height of Facebook update

A newly born baby’s status

“Thanks God! Got delivered successfully.”

At- Apollo hospital, jaipur. With

Suresh, Ramesh, Sonu, Moni and my girl friend Sonam.

When Arrya bhatta checked my papers,

………………

May be he invented Zero.

Teacher: Homework Kyun nahi Kiya?

Student: Sir, Light Nahi Thi

Teacher: To MomBatti Jala

Lete …

Student: Sir, Maachis nahi Thi

Teacher: Machis Kyun nahi thi

Student: Pooja ghar me rakhi thi.

Teacher: To Wahan Se Le Aate

Student: Nahaya Hua nahitha

Teacher: Nahaye Kyun nahi thi.

Student: Pani Nahi Tha Sir.

Teacher: Pani Kyu Nahi Tha?

Student: Sir Motor Nahi Chal Rahi Thi.

Teacher: Ullu Ke Pathe Motor Kyun Nahi Chal Rahi

Thi ?

Student: Sir Bataya to ttha Light nahi thi

Girlfriend: I Am Going To Marry

Someone Else, Forget Me

Forever !!

Boyfriend: Naa Tere Aane Ki Khushi,na

Tere Jaane Ka Gam,

Jaao Bahen Jao Jee Lo Apni Zindagi,

Doosri Pata Leinge Hum

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