1. Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the "10" button.

2. Q: What do computers eat for a snack?

A: Microchips!

3. Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."

Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."

4. Q: Why shouldn't Facebook have paid $1 billion dollars for Instagram?

A: They could've downloaded it for free!

5. Q: What is your computer's password?

A. I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."