1. Pregnant Sardarni carried ISI mark on her stomach.

When asked why ISI mark?

She replied - ISI means INTELLIGENT SARDAR INSIDE.

2. After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my left hand?

Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry.

See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

3. Once Amitabhh Bachchann and Pran were travelling in a train and were engaged in a good gossip for the entire journey.

A station came after hours and Pran boarded off. Mr. Bachchan remained.

A stranger co-passenger asked to Mr. Bachchan, “Both of you seemed good friend, why didn’t you go away with him.”

Amitabh said, “Pran jae per Vachan na jae.”