1. A successful marriage is based on 'Give & Take'

Where husband gives money, gifts, dresses & wife rakes it.

And Wife gives Advices, lecturer, tensions & husband takes it.

2. Innocent boy to a girl at party: Would you like to dance?

Girl smiled and said: Yes.. for sure!

Boy: So can I take this chair?

3. I don't think I'll ever get the recognition i deserve for being the world's biggest pessimistic narcissist!

4  A blonde goes into a library and says, "Hello. I'm here to see the doctor."

The librarian replies, "This is a library."

So the blonde lowers her voice and says, "Oh sorry!" Then whispers, "I'm here to see the doctor."

5. If your mom can't find it, it's gone forever.

6. Me: Can I copy your homework?

Her: Yeah but the answers are probably all wrong.

Me: I don't care, thanks!

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