1. The photographer was positioning the woman’s new husband and her for 
their wedding photos 

When he asked, “Have you ever modeled?” 

Woman’s cheeks instantly turned red and she said. “No, I haven’t. “But I always thought …” 

The photographer interrupted the woman: “I meant him.” 

2. A police officer jumps into his squad car and calls the station. 

Officer said: “I have an interesting case here. A woman shot her husband for stepping on the floor she just mopped.” 

Sergeant asked officer: “Have you arrested her?” 

Officer said: “No, not yet. The floor’s still wet.” 

3. A couple was sitting in their living room, sipping wine.

Out of 
the blue, the wife says: “I love you.” 

Husband asks: “Is that you or the wine talking?” 

Wife said: “It’s me, Talking to the wine.”

What happens when woman gives her 'twins' up for adoption?

Surely you will not prefer these jobs even at a higher salary !

Ladies, try hard for not to spoil your 'Wedding Day' like this !